Friday, November 4, 2011

It's not just the candidates they screw with!

They even dug up photos of bloggers!

It's just not right!

Why did they have to go there?

Why do the opposition research teams have to go back and dig up old photo's of  candidates from when they were kids.
It is just not fair!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Herman Cains troubles keep mounting!

Another woman is complaining that he was trying to mount her.

He's  in a lot of trouble.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Did you hear the news about Jon Corzine?

Not that he caused the bankruptcy of Mother Fucking Holdings or that he gave millions of dollars in sweetheart deals to his girlfriend who ran a union that negotiated directly with the state. Or that he is a Democrat which you will never hear about in the New York Times or on Face the Nation.

He banged Sniead O' Conner.

When she had hair.

When will Mitt introduce us to whole family?

Will he wait until after he is elected?

Because that is not fair to the other sister wives!

Monday, October 31, 2011

Oh no he didn't!

One of the women who Herman Cain molested has come forward to detail what exactly happened to her. She said that he came up behind her at a Godfather's Pizza seminar and rubbed a pepperoni in her buttocks. While singing an Barry White song.

She said "Oh no you didn't!"

Listen for more details on NPR or simply put some aluminum foil on a couple of straws and hold them to the south-southwest and you will get all the details.

The new head of OWS

There was a great interview with the new director of  operations of Occupy Wall Street on NPR. He not only heads the occupation but he also has his own shopping cart.

A true American Hero!